Nice shirt, but it would look even better accelerating at 9.8m/s^2 toward my bedroom floor!

I'm pathetic and here are three reasons why:

1. I only really have two close friends in the AV; Tierney and Nic.


2. My two closes friends also happen to be dating each other.


3. And now Nic’s mother is trying to set me up with someone.


I don’t mind being the eternal third wheel. I love them both, and I’d rather be single anyways. So I think it’s hilarious that someone else’s mom is trying to get me unsingle.Plus the only good things she said about him is that he’s “nice” and “clean-cut” so I’m pretty sure I’ll pass on this one.